I have dutifully registered my Canon products, using their online registration tool. Thus, they have my address. Their database should also tell them that I have a fair amount of gear registered with them, pretty much all of it high end stuff. By 'fair amount', I mean $40K worth at current retail prices. You'd think, armed with that knowledge, they'd be able to have a pretty good idea of what would interest me as a consumer, right?
Today, I received my first direct (snail) mailing from Canon. A brochure for the new EF 200-400mm f/4L IS USM Extender 1.4x, perhaps? An ad highlighting the benefits of their excellent RT flash system, GPS accessories, etc.?
Nope. A little brochure highlighting the features of a pair of dSLRs sure to be of interest to a 1D X owner...
LOL! I still laugh at your Crocodile Dundee stunt at your daughers sports arrangement... I see a paralel.