Seems to me to have been over sharpened
That, or the detail is simply overpowering. Probably a combination of both rendering a disgusting photo of a beautiful woman.
A few more pictures like that showing the D800 capabilities and the 5DIII will be the best seller
May be that will be 5D3's marketing line: we render soft images, so your models' faces will appear silky smooth!
yeah i think mine came with portrait professional built in...