...completely unmoved by Canon's recent gear as I am?
For lenses, I'm interested in fast, low-CA lenses. And no, 2.8 isn't fast. 1.2 or 1.0 is fast.
I'll settle for reasonable priced (= closer to current non-L, rather than L) primes with f/2.0, though reading reviews like this make me think again...
For cameras, I'm interested in high ISO and low noise and more dynamic range. Not more pixels. 10...15mp is fine.
I would go that low, but 18MP would be just fine.
Seriously, it's been years since Canon released *anything* I actually wanted to go out and buy.
My last three lenses are Sigma or Samyang, and so will be my next two. I would have bought an EF 24mm f/2 USM, but Canon would rather sell an EF 24mm f/2.8 IS USM to somebody else.