Must be related to "Impossible", so
1) Canon take over of Nikon and Sony imaging divisions.
2) Canon new X-Ray DSLR (see through all your subject).
3) New sensor upgrade service for 7D2, 5D3, 6D and 1Dx.
4) New pixel-less FF DSLR with 8K Video (User selectable 12MP to 120MP).
5) New modular DSLR with entry, semi-pro and pro class body (user selectable AF module, sensor module, processing module, power module).
6) World first Nuclear powered grip... no more battery.
7) World first DSLR and lens with waterproof sensor and electronics (No more underwater case for your DSLR and you can change lens underwater).
8 ) A 36MP, 15fps, 65 all double cross point, eye control AF, 300-600mm F2.8-4L USM with selectable 1.4x and 2x TC built-in FF birder camera.
Ha ha ha ha...
Have a nice day.