Hope this works?
No Spreken le English muy bien. Iz dis goot?
Ha! I was just kidding guys! Happy firmware day!
I did. So could you "disclose" the language you wrote in? I thought it was a German base but could not identify the language.
Le Mock-up maybe?
German would be Sprechen, can't recall how it was said in Dutch but quite often Dutch sounds like horribly misspelled German. Le English sounds like making fun of French (they say it anglais just to make it sound prettier). Muy Bien is normal, go live anywhere within 1000 miles from the south border of USA, and you'll hear that all the time (and many other places too). Iz diz goot is typical slang level of the US English these days.
Bah! And I thought I actually figured a few words in that narration. Never mind...
actualy "spreken" is correct dutch and does mean talking