« on: July 01, 2014, 07:53:57 PM »
You're really aiming low with the pony. My threshold is a unicorn. But not your ordinary petting zoo unicorn. No, I want a unicorn who farts rainbows (pot of gold at the end included - leprechaun too!) and poops glitter. And not just regular old glitter. This is the most beautiful glitter you've ever seen with 48 stops of dynamic range and it's incredibly sharp too! It's sharpness is so otherworldly that the DxO charts turn black instead of intense green. But there's a built in safety protocol with this glitter so that users don't get cut - it disappears when you touch it, like an exploding bubble. And when it explodes all it leaves behind is visual euphoria, like when you saw boobies for the first time.
This unicorn dispenses hot fudge from it's horn. Why hot fudge? Because the tripod mount dispenses your favorite flavor of ice cream whenever you rotate the mode dial all the way around in a counter clockwise motion. THAT'S WHY!
THEN... I'll buy it.
Gotta be one of the best things I've read here for a while