OK...I'll bite. Don't know if this counts as abstract or not
Rebel XSi, kit 18-55mm @ 18mm; ISO 200; f/5.0 1/160s. Camera jpg altered in Canon's Image Browser.
It doesn't quite fit the definition of abstract art, in that it needs to be something that's not really recognisable for what it is. But as long as we're all having fun I suppose it doesn't matter how you want to define it.
5D Mark III, 40D, 1V. Bunch of strobes, lenses and other bits.
They're, their, there, it's, its, too, to, than, then, you're, your. One lens, two lenses, the lens's aperture.