Dear Ryan Williams:
We appreciate your continued interest in Canon products
After further investigation and inquiries with our engineers, we have discovered that we cannot tell our asses from our elbows. This issue has been ecsalated to the janitorial staff, so they can squeegee our eyeballs and vacuum our ears, in the vain hope that our observational skills and ability to listen to customers will be improved.
Please let us know if we can be of any further assistance. Thank you for choosing Canon.
Technical Support Representative
I wasn't here when the Karma system was around, but I assume you could give someone good karma? Wish I could right now... this just made my day.