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Is this

satire?
39 (70.9%)
a great idea I wish I had thought of?
16 (29.1%)

Total Members Voted: 55

Voting closed: April 30, 2013, 11:25:24 AM

Author Topic: Goodbye Cruel Canon  (Read 22633 times)

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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2013, 01:36:26 AM »
I believe that anyone who is serious about producing great images will quickly realize that my setup is the only conceivable way to get the kind of images we all know we want. Anything less is ludicrous.
That is ludicrous ... good bye ::)
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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2013, 01:36:26 AM »

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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2013, 10:51:10 AM »
Goodbye, hasta la vista, au revoir, arrivederci, sayônara, До свидания   ;)

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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2013, 01:31:21 PM »
Can I keep your lenses? You won't be needing them in the nikon afterlife  :o

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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2013, 03:56:08 AM »
Can I keep your lenses? You won't be needing them in the nikon afterlife  :o
Good one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2013, 06:11:47 AM »
Does it work for Sports and Birds in flight?!  :P
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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2013, 06:52:06 AM »
At least you won't need to worry about colour calibration of your monitor and printer...

But reproducing the images could be complicated...
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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2013, 09:02:21 PM »
each to their own.. grass is always greener...

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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2013, 10:08:15 PM »
I wish every one would change from canon
 I could get some good deals on  glass .

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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2013, 10:37:38 PM »
Do the art students work underwater, or do you end up in jail for drowning them?
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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2013, 11:55:03 PM »
Can you do HDR also? I think that might be cool LOL
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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2013, 03:46:42 PM »
I guess i was incorrect in checking "satire".  No more responses from the op. He must have truly left cr. In that case, i would like some of that gear also. Would be willing to battle others over that gear. Everyone is welcome to photograph or paint the battle if it gets physical and post the results on cr.

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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2013, 04:56:50 PM »
If only he would have waited, I've heard that on the 23rd Canon is going to announce their Oompa Loompa line, which features a team of shrunken down Oompa Loompas in each camera that can turn out a whole 0.03 fps of hand painted pictures!
And no batteries required! Each night the Oompa Loompas scavenge your house for food, what's more they polish the camera and give you a manicure while you sleep.
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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2013, 06:20:47 PM »
Can I keep your lenses? You won't be needing them in the nikon afterlife  :o
Good one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

What makes anyone think he is going to be using nikon?   :-\   Is he going to give the painters binoculars to increase detail?  8)
If you debate with a fool onlookers can find it VERY difficult to tell the difference.

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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2013, 06:20:47 PM »

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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2013, 01:34:07 AM »
If only he would have waited, I've heard that on the 23rd Canon is going to announce their Oompa Loompa line, which features a team of shrunken down Oompa Loompas in each camera that can turn out a whole 0.03 fps of hand painted pictures!
And no batteries required! Each night the Oompa Loompas scavenge your house for food, what's more they polish the camera and give you a manicure while you sleep.
Congratulations, I think you just won the thread. If true, this could entice me back to Canon. My nails are a mess so the manicure would be most welcome.
Hmmm, I wonder how many carrots I will need to keep the Oompa Loompas in their preferred complexion.

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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2013, 02:38:29 AM »
I'd start by getting a girlfriend.
That's the last thing any photographer needs!!!
Always-available model!  :)

I wish that was true.  I've been married for over 33 years and I can never get her to pose anymore.  Come to think of it, she wasn't very happy about it even in the beginning.....

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Re: Goodbye Cruel Canon
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2013, 02:38:29 AM »