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The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« on: May 09, 2013, 07:15:06 AM »
The official: Portrait Humor Thread....

Keep it clean...
Okay, so a friend asked me for some examples of "bad portraits"

As I was gathering a few examples... (I know, mine suck as well)..I thought I'd share....

You know... from one "bad" photographer to another...







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The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« on: May 09, 2013, 07:15:06 AM »

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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2013, 09:07:47 AM »
The official: Portrait Humor Thread....

Keep it clean...
Okay, so a friend asked me for some examples of "bad portraits"

As I was gathering a few examples... (I know, mine suck as well)..I thought I'd share....

You know... from one "bad" photographer to another...




I can relate to that ;D....I think the 1st pix is cute and funny ;)
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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2013, 09:09:27 AM »
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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2013, 09:13:42 AM »
Well ... you get the point  ;)
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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2013, 09:23:08 AM »
The official: Portrait Humor Thread....

Keep it clean...
Okay, so a friend asked me for some examples of "bad portraits"

As I was gathering a few examples... (I know, mine suck as well)..I thought I'd share....

You know... from one "bad" photographer to another...




I can relate to that ;D....I think the 1st pix is cute and funny ;)
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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2013, 09:23:24 AM »
Well ... you get the point  ;)
lol

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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2013, 09:49:12 AM »
What's wrong with the first picture?  I think it's great whenever you can catch a shot of a baby mid-dream with a smile on his/her face.  Well done.  :-)

The last picture is great... and been around awhile.  I photoshopped a friend's face over the guy and then the same face on the shirt over the dog and redid the text to say "World's Best Mullet" around five years ago.  Yeah, the friend had a mullet.  ;-)
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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2013, 09:49:12 AM »

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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2013, 10:03:59 AM »
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Made me laugh -- officially!

Thanks.
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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2013, 10:20:45 AM »
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+1000 Awesome !!!! I knew putting "Photography" at the end of your name was the first step in becoming a professional portrait photographer. Next stop... your first wedding with a Rebel & a kit lens for 3K.
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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2013, 10:59:18 AM »
The official: Portrait Humor Thread....

Keep it clean...
Okay, so a friend asked me for some examples of "bad portraits"

As I was gathering a few examples... (I know, mine suck as well)..I thought I'd share....

You know... from one "bad" photographer to another...







Peace! 8)

I love the first pic, I think the other two fit this thread.
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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2013, 11:47:39 AM »
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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2013, 01:58:26 PM »
How bout portraits "enhanced" by software?

I saw this ad for Portrait Professional located about this
embedded video, I'm not sure that Portrait Professional
would do this much to Tom Brokaw

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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2013, 01:59:04 PM »


When I was reviewing my weekend photos, this one made me laugh out loud. Two headless goats and two faceless people. How many more mistakes can I make in one picture?
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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2013, 01:59:04 PM »

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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2013, 02:21:31 PM »
Heh... I haven't got anything as funny as those, but this situation made me chuckle anyways :)

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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2013, 04:12:52 AM »
Ha ha ha, keep them coming... and yeah I know there are entire websites devoted to bad pictures, but we need one of our own.

...those are some good comments too...lol.

Here is one more..



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Re: The official: Portrait Humor Thread....
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2013, 04:12:52 AM »