Canon Lens Mug - Giveaway

[T-RonX]

A small washing machine that fits on the EF mount so I can wash my socks when I step in the mud accidentally. 

[WhoaGreen]

A detectable left-handed grip that mounts on the left side of the camera, that, when detached doubles as a wireless shutter/video start/stop remote. It would also add extra stability when shooting video or with a long tele lens on a tripod.
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Since everything these days has a clock why shouldn't our cameras! I want to see a clock added into the top lcd screen.

[TCampbell]

I can't believe nobody has suggested the old squirt-gun-in-the-lens upgrade.... for when your subject acts like a lump and you need to provoke a true emotional reaction.   

[nerdybails]

Since everything these days has a clock why shouldn't our cameras! I want to see a clock added into the top lcd screen.

Oh but it does, I always take a photo purely to go into the photos info to see the time. That's how I've gotten away without wearing a watch all these years, its usually easier than getting my phone out as well.

[gustav]

an lcd screen that I can see under bright sunlight.

[EELinneman]

I'd take two items - one possible, the other desireable

First, built in WiFi - 102.11n please so I can have EyeFi like capability.
Second, a built in filter that makes those of us over age 40 look just a bit thinner when needed!

[EELinneman]

Twin EOS mounts, imagine 3D photography with twin 24-70/2.8's attached!

The thought makes my back ache!  Unless you add the requisite anti-gravity switch onto the body.

[daniel charms]

Since everything these days has a clock why shouldn't our cameras!

Hey, this gives me an idea - to be more precise, it gives me two ideas, but since we're only discussing dSLRs here, one of them (a Canon cameramouse!) unfortunatel,y doesn't count. Anyway, since everything these days has a camera, why not make a camera with a built-in camera? The possibilities would be endless!

[Toast]

A security retinal scan verifying you are the cameras owner before a picture can be taken.

[ichbinich]

It should be new full-frame-many-megapixel cameras, of course...

And in addition to them Canon should launch new ultra fast prime lenses. Say, XL-serie (eXtra Luxury) with a white ring on it instead red one on L-serie. All of the XL-lenses should be f/1,0 and not less. The Holy Trinity should be relaunched in a new reincarnation:

EF 35mm f/1,0 XL USM,
EF 85mm f/1,0 XL USM and
EF 135mm f/1,0 XL USM

They would be expensive but real Canonguys will be fond of them Money doesn't matter if one can buy EF 85mm f/1,0 XL!

[EELinneman]

C'mon people.  Let's keep this simple and practical.  I'm sure that we can all agree that we really need is a 70-200 lens mug that is also an actual lens.  Why should we have to carry around both?  Just pop out the glass, pour in beverage and we're good to go. 

And while we're at it, why are we fixated with 70-200?  When I want a caffeine fix, I REALLY want a caffeine fix.  That means the all new Canon 800mm f5.6L coffee jug/lens.  I mean really, if I'm shelling out over 10k for a super telephoto, shouldn't I at least be able to store about 8 liters of coffee in there?

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Absolutely fab!  Except, the guy on the right would be shaking uncontrollably!  I have a friend who a decade ago had a coffee shop.  He had a drink called the Kavorkian that had 12 shots in it.  Only saw one person ever drink one and that was a guy who used to have a nasty speed habit.  Not completely over his problem, I'm guessing.

[sampsonphoto]

Here's something completely crazy...a dedicated mirror lock button!

[EELinneman]

Two other serious items

9 exposure HDR
Built in intervalometer

[ferrous]

I dream lenses, I breathe lenses, I sweat lenses, now I want to drink lenses...

[Rhboogaard]

Built in wifi, bluetooth or better yet connectivity to cell towers/internet so you can email pictures directly from the camera.