Canon Lens Mug - Giveaway

[focal]

How about something useful:

The camera senses 100 or 120 Hz light flicker and synchronizes the shutter to the flicker.

We might still need a two dimensional white balance correction.

[Danielmoran876]

a small sensor that fits inside your eye, but also reads your brainwaves and wirelessly sends the pictures you have taken to your email address....40mp as well.

[pinktech]

The cameras are just fine, but...

Canon printers should have an optional espresso maker or beer tap to make editing time as much fun as shooting time.

[BenCarr]

Olde Timey Backdrops, you know; wild west, dinosaurs, underwater. DIGIC XXIII should be able to do that right?

[hub9]

I'd like to see on the next canon Dslr a preview of the picture you take on the lcd and next to this picture, a preview of what could have been the picture if taken with a Nikon.. always worst! Joking

[Enrico]

GPS and fitness program

- Senses weight of camera body and lenses and tracks calories burned during photosession
- No Battery Grips, looks like battery grips but are simple weights, for those of us that can't afford lots of glass or heavy bodies but still want to be slim and good looking...

[Stuart]

I’d like the dSLR body to suck up all the moisture in the surrounding atmosphere then percolate a perfect cup of coffee for the Lens Mug.

[LeGrandLife]

I would love to see these standard on my next dslr:
- built-in white balance lens cap with a lens keeper so I don't lose it
- selectable evf grids - rule-of-thirds, 8x10 crop, etc. (without having to open up camera to swap them out)
- built-in teleconverter (so it's always there when I need it) or at least a 1.4x included in the box
- a comfortable strap

[jdramirez]

If given a choice... I think we should have a repeating article, "My Hot ex-girlfriend".  Or maybe, Zoom testing from the neighbor's bush.

[LeGrandLife]

Another great feature would be an invisibility switch - at least for the camera if not the photographer too.

[burk]

A pop-up ducky to make kids smile for the shot. 

A front facing squirt gun that also has a 100 to 1 chance of firing back at the shooter. 

Built in Muzak player. 

16 lens attachments in complete spherical arrangement surrounding the body, with 3 axis spinning "death blossom mode" 

Power burst flash with 5 trillion sun power to fry subject "ala final scene in "Coneheads" 

The ability to actually attach the Canon Lens Mug to the camera for epic coffee shots. 


Since these are all awesome, do I win 6 mugs? 

-burk

[fotoadam]

First some practicals:

1) GPS built-in for GEO tagging
2) WiFi built in for syncing with mobile devices and posting on web sites
3) flash sync transmitter built in to camera body
4) 5 Stops for auto bracketing

Now for something completely different:

5) X-Ray Vision
6) infrared on/off switch
7) turn on an audio for when you snap a photo it make an animal noise, as to not alert the wilderness to you presence.

[EYEONE]

If Canon could just manage to get the flash pen from Men in Black built into the pop up flash we could just wipe the memory of our subject so they had no idea we put them in a really stupid pose that didn't turn work.

Yeah, either that or a Time Continuum Controller. With that we would need high ISO performance anymore would we? We could just freeze time and select whatever shutter speed we needed. From Canon: "The 5D Mark III will feature a broad ISO range of 100 to 100! But we have a Time Controller!"

Yeah, I'd buy that. 

[KyleSTL]

• Built-in extension tube so all lenses have more macro capabilities. 
Image sensor, and AF sensor automatically move 12mm further from the mirror assembly when activated

• Wireless tethering via WPA2-encrypted 802.11n Wi-Fi

• Replacable VF's and focusing screens (make your Rebel brighter with a pentaprism, or waist-level finder, 45° finder, whatever) - this option existed years ago on many film bodies, but is non-existent for digital cameras outside of Hasselblad

• EF 0.625x converter for APS-C cameras (keep the original angle of view of EF lenses on crop sensors and gain 1-1.33 stops of light)

[nimrod108]

Instead of a pop up flash, I need a pop up clown so my 2 year old will smile when I point the camera at him!