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The 10 Commandments of CR
« on: August 03, 2013, 05:14:11 PM »
Here's a light hearted topic for the weekend.

It's a great community on CR  - generally. The only forum I bother with, and I think it is the same for plenty of others.
But there are some real pet topics, so here's a tongue-in-cheek, spoof 10 Commandments adhered to by the CR community.

I've got two, others can finish it. The more amusing the better.

1. Thou shalt purchase a 135L and pay homage to it daily.

2. Thou shalt only ever shoot in full RAW ( even for facebook ) .........................


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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2013, 05:42:01 PM »
3. Thou shall bitch about any new lens announced by Canon
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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2013, 06:06:12 PM »
4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dynamic range

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2013, 06:39:01 PM »
I thought we have this discussion before: http://www.canonrumors.com/forum/index.php?topic=15865.0
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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2013, 06:41:36 PM »
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I can't get into the Moses thing, but....

That 1st Commandment is absolute. If you own a Canon SLR and you break that commandment, it's eternal damnation for certain!!!
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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2013, 06:51:36 PM »
4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dynamic range
Nice one.  Very nice one.
Upgrade  path.->means the former was sold for the latter.

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2013, 06:55:07 PM »
That shal't not use HDR to making what is boring, less boring.
Upgrade  path.->means the former was sold for the latter.

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2013, 07:06:00 PM »
4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dynamic range

Clever! :)
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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2013, 07:07:02 PM »

"2. Thou shalt only ever shoot in full RAW ( even for facebook ) ........................."

Ha! Yes!  ;D

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2013, 07:59:49 PM »
That shal't not use HDR to making what is boring, less boring.

That shalt not use HDR to make what is boring more boring.
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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2013, 08:26:43 PM »
2. Thou shalt only ever shoot in full RAW ( even for facebook ) .........................

LOL

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2013, 08:28:44 PM »
5. Thou shalt not worship Nikon

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2013, 08:32:35 PM »
Thou shalt not take pictures of feline friends on the sabbath!
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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2013, 08:37:38 PM »
Thou shalt not be led astray by the DXO mark. Trust in TDP, amen.
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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2013, 09:45:27 PM »
Thou shall proclaim thine happiness with the adequacy of thine sensor and lenses until the announcement of new models.

Honor thy camera shop and processing lab

Thou shalt honor the Golden Hour and shoot it only.