Almost all these lenses have pretty close equivalents (oddly all made by Sigma), so is this post really "we want CANON to make these lenses?"
> EF-S 8-16mm F4-5.6 $ 800 (non-fisheye)
Sigma 8-16mm f/4.5-5.6 DC HSM, $650 (except not f/4 to start)
> EF-S 16-55mm F2.8 IS $ 900 (I have a dream ...)
No one makes this down to 16mm, but 17-55mm or 17-50mm. How important is 16mm?
> EF-S 17-70mm F4 IS $ 500 (not impossible)
Sigma 17-70mm f/2.8-4 DC Macro OS HSM, $500. Even faster than f/4 and recently re-designed.
> EF-S 55-150mm F2.8 IS $ 1100 (so sexy)
Sigma 50-150mm f/2.8 EX DC OS HSM APO, $950. Except apparently it's about the same size and weight as a FF 70-200mm 2.8. The non-stabilized previous version was significantly smaller.
> EF-S 135-500mm F4-5.6 IS $ 1200 (not too heavy)
I got nothing for this. Although given the size of the 50-150, maybe it just makes more sense to buy a FF lens.
Sigma 150-500mm f/5-6.3 DG OS HSM APO, $970.
> EF-S 30mm f/1.4 USM
Sigma 30mm f/1.4 DC HSM, $500. A recently re-designed Art lens.