Here's my favorite. I'm walking down the street in South Beach, Miami, FL in 2007 when some guy pulls up in his yellow Lamborghini Gallardo and steps out with his "escort". A moment later, a cop walks up and starts writing a ticket because, as he says to me, "Can you believe this clown parked in a crosswalk?" I asked him if I could take a photo, and here's how it turned out of my little SD-110. As he was writing the ticket, the driver's personal assistant, an effeminate man with a lisp, asked the cop to wait until he could move the car, but it was too late. Such a stereotypical SoBe moment, but hilarious all the same.