Threads like this are what makes Canonrumors a hoot to read.
Few things are more entertaining than reading Canon owners getting spun up over a Nikon product.
If you like Canon, buy Canon
If you like Nikon, buy Nikon
If you like Canon and Nikon, buy Canon and Nikon.
Is it really more complicated than that?
If you don't think the D810 is the camera for you, great! No one is forcing you to buy a D810. But just because someone does not like the D810 does not mean it is a bad camera or that someone else may like it.
But if everyone felt this way, Canonrumors would not be as entertaining as it is.