lets bring is kate beckinsale to be the actress haha I'd have to go by 3 haha
Canon: "Introducing the new 5D3 featuring 2fps, 12.7MP 5D sensor and Rebel AF all while maintaining the 5D2's fabled video capabilities! (only $2999.99!)"
(press/audience murmurings: "BOOOOO!" "Much ado about nothing!" "There is a vacancy in Canon management!")
Canon: "Wait! But there is more, every 5D3 will be a special Kate Beckinsale edition!! And now.... Kate Beckinsaaaale to introduce her new ad campaign for the Canon 5D3!!!!!!! The Canon 5D3 uncovered!!!!!"
(press/audience murmurings: "omg OMG. OMGOMGOMG I don't even know what I am doing but I think I just pre-ordered ten copies, wow me too, yeah me as well, yeah same here, I think I just ordered 20 but I'm not real clear at the moment, me too....")
Canon: "Canon is proud to announce that the new 5D3 has become the all time best selling DSLR in history through first 15 minutes of pre-orders alone!"
(press/audience murmurings: "Hmmm, wow. Total recall now. You know. I think I'm broke. That's kind of a down. So long to the palace I had in Laurel Canyon. Ah whatever, got me 10 copies of the 5D3 Beckinsale edition arriving soon!! Maybe I can find some underworld area of LA and assemble the 5D3 boxes together and live in that. I'm good. Everybody's fine!")