Guess the breast humor was lost on you, well, it wasn't exactly executed properly anyway. But seriously folks here's the hierarchy I'd like to see.
5D and 7D series (yes, equals with different uses)
70D, perhaps the 60 D with a body material and sealing upgrade OR a Digic upgrade. I would say either a D-5+ or a Dual Digic 5 standard. I don't see the AF getting a bump yet. You just can't bridge the xxD series too close to the 7D, it creates an unnecessary niche between enthusiast and semi-pro that got Canon into this mess of too many models to begin with.
T line, perhaps 2 models, one with an articulated screen and one without. The whole 'i' or not nomenclature is ri'cock'ulous.
Is there really a market still for the xxxxD line?
Flame on, I'm wrong almost everyday at least once, ask my wife.