Hey, a camera! Oh, it's just a Rebel with a 75-300mm f/5.6. Clarity and chromatic aberration are both notably poor on this glass. I guess I'll just leave it alone.
Hey a camera! And it's a 5DmkIII with a 70-200mm f/2.8 L, non-IS. Exceptional IQ, and the bokeh quality is to die for. I'd better grab it before somebody else does.