Perhaps I am a bit on the picky side. The low level of DoF control (I'm into portraits) and uninspiring sharpness...
Well, no, it's not my 85mm f/1.2L II, but nor do I expect it to deliver f/1.2 DoF. If you shoot primarily portraits, it's not the lens for you - it's a lens for convenience, when you want to bring a minimum number of lenses but don't want to sacrifice quality. I often pair the 28-300L with the 35L and 135L for a versatile kit, the 35L for indoor ambient and nighttime walkaround, the 135L for portraits, the 28-300L for everything else. Regarding sharpness, did you do an AF Microadjustment on the lens you borrowed, and were you shooting with a high enough shutter speed for the slow aperture? In my experience, most complaints of 'the lens is soft' come down to wetware - the person holding the camera - and not the lens.
The fact that a lens doesn't suit your style of shooting isn't a reason to bash the lens...
As for poor DoF control and mushy softness, well...