I talked with a guy who works at the carwash yesterday. He's top wipe there and said he personally handles the car of the Canon USA Marketing VP. He said the VP told him the exact date the 5D Mark III will be available for purchase here in the U.S.
Unfortunately, this car wash guy wants me to pay him $1000 for the information. Well, I'm saving my money for the actual camera.
If anyone wants this information, send me the $1000, and I'll get it for you from this car wash guy!
Disclaimer: This is satire and not a solicitation for funds. If you'd like to send me $1000 just to be nice, I'll appreciate it, even report it as income, but I'm not offering anything in return.