The 10 Commandments of CR

[Sporgon]

Here's a light hearted topic for the weekend.

It's a great community on CR - generally. The only forum I bother with, and I think it is the same for plenty of others.
But there are some real pet topics, so here's a tongue-in-cheek, spoof 10 Commandments adhered to by the CR community.

I've got two, others can finish it. The more amusing the better.

1. Thou shalt purchase a 135L and pay homage to it daily.

2. Thou shalt only ever shoot in full RAW ( even for facebook ) .........................

 

[Haydn1971]

3. Thou shall bitch about any new lens announced by Canon

 

[iMagic]

4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dynamic range

 

[Dylan777]

I thought we have this discussion before: http://www.canonrumors.com/forum/index.php?topic=15865.0

 

[distant.star]

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I can't get into the Moses thing, but....

That 1st Commandment is absolute. If you own a Canon SLR and you break that commandment, it's eternal damnation for certain!!!

 

[jdramirez]

4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dynamic range

Nice one. Very nice one.

 

[jdramirez]

That shal't not use HDR to making what is boring, less boring.

 

[Quasimodo]

4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dynamic range

Clever!

 

[Waterdonkey]

"2. Thou shalt only ever shoot in full RAW ( even for facebook ) ........................."

Ha! Yes! ;D

 

[Jim O]

That shal't not use HDR to making what is boring, less boring.

That shalt not use HDR to make what is boring more boring.

 

[duydaniel]

2. Thou shalt only ever shoot in full RAW ( even for facebook ) .........................

LOL

 

[duydaniel]

5. Thou shalt not worship Nikon

 

[Zv]

Thou shalt not take pictures of feline friends on the sabbath!

 

[Zv]

Thou shalt not be led astray by the DXO mark. Trust in TDP, amen.

 

[justawriter]

Thou shall proclaim thine happiness with the adequacy of thine sensor and lenses until the announcement of new models.

Honor thy camera shop and processing lab

Thou shalt honor the Golden Hour and shoot it only.

 

[Zv]

7. Bokeh!

 

[CANONisOK]

No graven images or false likenesses = PP skin tones correctly

 

[LetTheRightLensIn]

3. Thou shall bitch about any new lens announced by Canon
4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dynamic range

I think those got lost in translation. It should be:

3. Thou shall bitch about not having they neighbors dynamic range until thy wizard render it upon you too.

4. Thou shalt not covet every new lens announced by Canon lest thy go bankrupt.

 

[verysimplejason]

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I can't get into the Moses thing, but....

That 1st Commandment is absolute. If you own a Canon SLR and you break that commandment, it's eternal damnation for certain!!!

Not when you prefer the 85mm F1.8 because it's cheaper and you use it only for portraits.

 

[verysimplejason]

5. Don't talk of DR and shadow recovery because some Canon fanatics will DR-ive you out from CR.
6. If you talk of DR, your thread is in danger of being flooded again with endless debates from somebody like Neuro and Ankorwat.
7. Prepare some popcorn if you start a subject regarding DR. It'll be very entertaining to read.