How about a little Friday fun?
The Hipster Doofus - he only shoots film, and then only with a Leica or Holga, but considering a vintage AE-1. Has a custom leather strap made from David Berkowitz's old mail bag. He needs to "get on that Internet".
The Delicate Genius - prone to spur of the moment ski trips, but is highly educated and knows her gear. Her Style is stuck in the past just like her D30, and don't dare cancel your shoot with less than 24 hours notice or you'll lose your sitting fee.
The Scofflaw - always sneaking into unauthorized areas he shouldn't be shooting in, he's looking for the perfect shot. Often seen in the company of a man with an eye patch. Carries a special Moby Dick version of the white SL1.
The Convert - converted to Canon "for the lenses" but still carries a D90 with his 5DIII. If he starts shooting with Sony, there will be no stopping him. Known for his interesting magazines he keeps in his green room. His wedding colleagues will smash your anti-Canonite teeth in if you make fun of him.
The Camera Virgin - she's held a camera before, but has never pressed the shutter. Dated a man whose friends held a contest to see who could stay away from their Canon cameras the longest, but ran away to begin shooting with Hasselblad.
The Shoot Nazi - shoots with a custom 1DX and his work is the best, but he shoots his way and if you even question his advice, he will throw you off the set and never work with you again. Last seen shooting for Vogue Argentina.
The Gymnast - shoots with a Lomo, but is considering Holga lenses for her 5D classic. Known for crazy contorted poses and planking shots. Once dated Ansel Adams, but broke up with him, saying that he might take photos for a living, but he, "is no photographer".
The Latvian - shoots with a 7D because it has the "look" you want in a camera. Cheats on his Canon CPS application (he's not really a full-time pro), and even writes "crib notes" on his hands to keep track of camera techniques. Sometimes combines video on his 70D and Velvia in his old Rebel G because it is the most sensual of all of the transparency films.
Joe Mayo - okay that just sounds made up
and a special one for someone we'll call Surapon:
The Architect - unlike his wanna-be counterpart, he's the real deal. He has nearly every piece of camera equipment ever made, but that's not enough. He modifies and rigs his equipment in creative and crazy ways and can carry more lenses and cameras than the Mandelbaums. It's "Go Time" when he straps up and takes epic selfies. When asked by airport security, he says, "It's called a T-Square."
The Hipster Doofus - he only shoots film, and then only with a Leica or Holga, but considering a vintage AE-1. Has a custom leather strap made from David Berkowitz's old mail bag. He needs to "get on that Internet".
The Delicate Genius - prone to spur of the moment ski trips, but is highly educated and knows her gear. Her Style is stuck in the past just like her D30, and don't dare cancel your shoot with less than 24 hours notice or you'll lose your sitting fee.
The Scofflaw - always sneaking into unauthorized areas he shouldn't be shooting in, he's looking for the perfect shot. Often seen in the company of a man with an eye patch. Carries a special Moby Dick version of the white SL1.
The Convert - converted to Canon "for the lenses" but still carries a D90 with his 5DIII. If he starts shooting with Sony, there will be no stopping him. Known for his interesting magazines he keeps in his green room. His wedding colleagues will smash your anti-Canonite teeth in if you make fun of him.
The Camera Virgin - she's held a camera before, but has never pressed the shutter. Dated a man whose friends held a contest to see who could stay away from their Canon cameras the longest, but ran away to begin shooting with Hasselblad.
The Shoot Nazi - shoots with a custom 1DX and his work is the best, but he shoots his way and if you even question his advice, he will throw you off the set and never work with you again. Last seen shooting for Vogue Argentina.
The Gymnast - shoots with a Lomo, but is considering Holga lenses for her 5D classic. Known for crazy contorted poses and planking shots. Once dated Ansel Adams, but broke up with him, saying that he might take photos for a living, but he, "is no photographer".
The Latvian - shoots with a 7D because it has the "look" you want in a camera. Cheats on his Canon CPS application (he's not really a full-time pro), and even writes "crib notes" on his hands to keep track of camera techniques. Sometimes combines video on his 70D and Velvia in his old Rebel G because it is the most sensual of all of the transparency films.
Joe Mayo - okay that just sounds made up
and a special one for someone we'll call Surapon:
The Architect - unlike his wanna-be counterpart, he's the real deal. He has nearly every piece of camera equipment ever made, but that's not enough. He modifies and rigs his equipment in creative and crazy ways and can carry more lenses and cameras than the Mandelbaums. It's "Go Time" when he straps up and takes epic selfies. When asked by airport security, he says, "It's called a T-Square."
) Also, are you telling me that there's no T-square tool in AutoCAD 
