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Zv

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2013, 09:50:28 PM »
7. Bokeh!
Move along nothing to see here!

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2013, 10:10:14 PM »
No graven images or false likenesses = PP skin tones correctly

A few bodies, some flashes, a tripod here and there, a handful of lenses. Plenty of equipment, a lot of perseverance, but not enough talent (yet).

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2013, 11:00:47 PM »
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3. Thou shall bitch about any new lens announced by Canon
4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dynamic range

I think those got lost in translation. It should be:

3. Thou shall bitch about not having they neighbors dynamic range until thy wizard render it upon you too.

4. Thou shalt not covet every new lens announced by Canon lest thy go bankrupt.

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2013, 12:22:50 AM »
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I can't get into the Moses thing, but....

That 1st Commandment is absolute. If you own a Canon SLR and you break that commandment, it's eternal damnation for certain!!!

Not when you prefer the 85mm F1.8 because it's cheaper and you use it only for portraits.  :)

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2013, 12:26:43 AM »
5.  Don't talk of DR and shadow recovery because some Canon fanatics will DR-ive you out from CR.
6.  If you talk of DR, your thread is in danger of being flooded again with endless debates from somebody like Neuro and Ankorwat.
7.  Prepare some popcorn if you start a subject regarding DR.  It'll be very entertaining to read.  :D

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2013, 12:27:53 AM »
You will not argue with Nuro. The scientist of this forum. :) Respect!

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2013, 01:46:41 AM »
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4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dynamic range

4a. Nor thy neighbors 14-24mm
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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2013, 04:49:46 AM »
You will not argue with Nuro. The scientist of this forum. :) Respect!

there are others....

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2013, 06:59:17 AM »
You shalt stay up late for an imminent announcement of a new xD series camera and bitch long afterwards that it can't also make a coffee.

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2013, 06:59:59 AM »
You will not argue with Nuro. The scientist of this forum. :) Respect!

there are others....

Certainly not me...

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2013, 07:15:01 AM »
Though shalt respect the Sigmata..
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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2013, 07:18:29 AM »
Thou shall be nice to people like me when we ask stupid rookie-like questions even when we don't make sense.
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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2013, 07:46:59 AM »
I am the LORD your God, and you shall have no other Gods before me, nor shall you worship other false Gods, for I am Canef70200128LIS11 -The Bringer of Light - (Pronounced Canef Lizie)
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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2013, 08:19:38 AM »
Thou shalt not take the name of the processor in vain.

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2013, 09:56:26 AM »
I thought we have this discussion before: http://www.canonrumors.com/forum/index.php?topic=15865.0

Thou shalt not make a post that only brings up an old discussion

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Re: The 10 Commandments of CR
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2013, 09:56:26 AM »