Ouf, that was difficult...
I have dust in my sensor. Should I return it or cry now?
Cry first, return later!
It is too expensive and I won't stand for it. (Expected response A: It is cheaper than the last one when converted to Yen in 1995 when adjusted for inflation and the price of rice in Taiwan)
So the answer is A!
HELP! I don't like the wedding pictures I just took with it. Any ideas? Am I in the right career?
No, you are not!
There is banding in ISO over 25,600 and my shoes are too tight when I shoot with it.
Return the camera. With the money get a new pair of shoes and a compact camera. Shoot only during the day...
I don't understand and don't like the auto focus system whatever it is.
Then Focus manually!
Why is it less available than the new friggin' Rebel? Does that make it more expensive on purpose?
They are not so good that's why they do not sell much!!!
There a color cast when I look at images from the sofa just over the TV in the evening. The D800 doesn't do that.
Yes but the D800 is not optimized for that special sunglasses you just bought!
I 'm not a pixel peeper but...
Maybe if they made a APS-H sensor version it would be perfect and I could afford one.
Feel free to crop the pictures you take!
I think Canon screwed us again, but what L lens is best for shooting my spawn when they are running in the dark?
EF15-1200mm f/1.0 L DO IS USM STM MACRO (CR0)
Will the auto focus be better than the 7D or at least my 40D? Should I sell my Mark II?
Yes! At least it will be like that!
I haven't seen one but I am sure Canon screwed us.
Rest assured: They do it even without a 1Dx !!!
What is the best lens you don't own?
EF500m f/4L IS II (see also my answer to the last question!)
Which is best queue to complain about? Adorama, B&H or Amazon?
Mon, Tue, Wed B&H, Thu, Fri Amazon, Sat, Sun Adorama ...
I have ten thousand dollars I don't know what to do with. Do you?
YES, you can give all your money to me with the knowledge that it will be well spent !
(see also the answer to the lens I do not own!)