I have more than enough gear to quality, but I don't meet the
requirements according to Canon:
A 'serious hobbyist' who is 'employed creating images for 3rd parties on a full time basis' is an oxymoron in almost all cases. I suppose it could have made that argument many years ago, when I spent a fair amount of my time doing photomicroscopy for a pharma company, even though I was using microscopes from Zeiss to do that.
Would Canon actually check? I highly doubt it – what they most likely care about is gear ownership and paying the membership fees. But still, I prefer to follow the rules (driving a bit over the speed limit notwithstanding).