The next 5D: Someone posted this on Dpreview

[Axilrod]

Im picturing Mr. Myagi in Gremlin in that little mysterious store saying all that stuff and it's hilarious.

[Positron]

I was pretty drunk and this guy came into my store speaking English which I have never really understood.  He asked how many glasses of Sake I drank so I held up three fingers and he smiled knowingly. He asked how long I'd been drunk and I said 7 to 10 days.

I have not been this drunk since I worked at the Salmon factory where I still know some people.  I told the English speaking guy about my good times there, and he was very happy.

Bonus points because "sake" and the Japanese word for "salmon" are pronounced the same way (less a small technicality) in Japanese.