Now, now, we must remain orthodox in our focal length choices.
I'm even seeing the occasional complaint about a 70-135 being too short and how f/2 isn't right for a zoom. I don't mean too short for them personally, but too short for anyone to possibly want. People complained about the 28-70 not going from 24mm too. It doesn't matter that maybe a 28-70 was better as a design performance choice. I guess it is good to sometimes have the lens/camera Stazi around to keep us all in line. Can't have any anti-establishment mobs running loose.
Anyway, of the five most common setups, do you prefer single fins, twin fins, thrusters, four fins, or five fins on a surfboard? When I used to body board as a teen in my birth state of Hawaii I only ever used a single flipper for thrust. It never dawned on me at the time to excoriate my favorite fin brand (Churchill I think) for "forcing" me to buy two. Then again, the internet was still to be invented and there was no forum to vent manufactured rage.
Back in the old days we had to keep all that bottled up inside because there weren't armies of loonies who would listen.
Imagine if we could have bitched to the world about board rash.
Side note: I think Michael Jackson stole his one glove idea from the single flipper body boarders.