Canon EOS 7D MK II Field Review of THE APS-C DSLR KING .

[Orangutan]

THE APS-C DSLR KING .

Chuck's camera makes images of how he wants the world to be, not how it actually is.

 

[Cinto]

Chuck Norris doesn't shoot photos anymore, the day he did they almost went extinct.

 

[AcutancePhotography]

When Chuck Norris read about "zoom with your feet"; He thought it meant roundhouse kicking the tree to move it where he wanted it... and he was right.

 

[Sabaki]

Chuck Norris shoots square pictures with a circular polarizer

 

[AcutancePhotography]

Chuck Norris shoots square pictures with a circular polarizer

Bah! Chuck Norris does not use a circular polarizer
The sun already knows when to change its polarity for Chuck.

 

[StudentOfLight]

Sabaki + Acutance I'm lying in bed sick. Thanks to you guys I'm LMAO. Thanks for making my day

 

[Khalai]

Chuck Norris shoots square pictures with a circular polarizer

Bah! Chuck Norris does not use a circular polarizer
The sun already knows when to change its polarity for Chuck.

I thought that Chuck polarizes the light with a roundhouse kick, silly me

 

[Sabaki]

Chuck Norris can focus stack with a single image... ???

 

[AcutancePhotography]

Chuck Norris does not need a radio trigger for his flashes.
One look from Chuck and the Flash goes off.. if it knows what is best for it.

 

[IslanderMV]

Chuck Norris made a pinhole camera with a higher frame rate and better autofocus than the 1DX.

( or was that MacGyver ?)

 

[AcutancePhotography]

Any camera Chuck Norris uses is a Full Frame... by definition

It is also quite a bit larger than any other Full Frame sensor.

 

[AcutancePhotography]

Chuck Norris can stop his lenses down to f/infinity

No, Chuck Norris is not limited by diffraction.

 

[fragilesi]

Chuck Norris should have been Jack Reacher.

Ken Rockwell would have made a better Jack Reacher than Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise writes better camera articles than Ken Rockwell.

 

[AcutancePhotography]

Chuck Norris can turn a telephoto lens into an ultra wide angle lens just by glaring through the viewfinder.

 

[gn100]

Chuck Norris can get 14 stops dynamic range with a Canon DSLR

 

[surapon]

Thanks to all of my dear friends, Who Like Chuck.
Yes, Chuck Norris can do every things as superman can do ----
BUT, One thing that Chuck Norris never do in the Movie = He never kiss the girl/ Lady----Ha, Ha, Ha.
Surapon

 

[LetTheRightLensIn]

When Ken Rockwell shoots, he turns Chuck Norris into a pixelated low-res statue with oversaturated colours.

When Chuck Norris kicks Ken Rockwell... Nah, he wouldn't even bother. He's not worth it.

When The Most Interesting Man In The World hikes, with ease and without even breaking a sweat, through 30 miles of rough Amazonian terrain and comes across a glorious sight under the most magnificent sunset that the world has ever seen and pulls out his DSLR.... the landscape asks to take HIS picture instead. And the picture is the better for it.

 

[2n10]

When Ken Rockwell shoots, he turns Chuck Norris into a pixelated low-res statue with oversaturated colours.

When Chuck Norris kicks Ken Rockwell... Nah, he wouldn't even bother. He's not worth it.

When The Most Interesting Man In The World hikes, with ease and without even breaking a sweat, through 30 miles of rough Amazonian terrain and comes across a glorious sight under the most magnificent sunset that the world has ever seen and pulls out his DSLR.... the landscape asks to take HIS picture instead. And the picture is the better for it.

LOL 8)

 

[TAF]

THE APS-C DSLR KING

...EOS 7D Mark II is like a small EOS-1D X and it’s got all the performance with half the size, and all of the quality with none of the compromise...

So the 7D2 is as good as a 1Dx, without any of the compromises (?) inherent to the 1Dx? Interesting.

I would have thought being king of the APS-C is sort of like being king of, I don't know, Cleveland or someting. One would rather be a prince of New York any day.

I'll stick with FF, thank you.

 

[Bennymiata]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a tripod, the camera just stays where he wants it to.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a tripod, he IS a tripod!