New acronym patent: WO?

As an Italian reader of this forum, I have learnt several acronyms (not only photografic):

AF: autofocus (in Italy we use autofocus as a noun, but not as a verb: "mettere a fuoco" sounds like "to put to focus")
AFAIK: as far as I know
AFMA: autofocus micro-adjustment
BS: Biased Score (thanks Neuro) ;D
DSLR: in Italy we are lazy and we call it just "reflex"
FF: Full frame (also used in Italian)
...
etc.


Now my question is: can I apply for a patent for the new indispensable acronym WO?

For example: let's write "I shoot WO" instead of "I shoot wide open".

If my new acronym patenting request is accepted, how much will I be able to charge as royalty for each use? Will I get rich?




P.S. Just before clicking the "Post" button, I made a google-check and realized that the acronym is not new [https://www.google.it/search?hl=it&source=hp&q=%22i+shoot+wo%22].
An opportunity for easy money just vanished. :( :( :( :'( :'( :'(
 
As I wasn't able to find any list of abbreviations I already contacted the morderatos about making a sticky thread on this with an alphabetical order. (If I was too dumb to use the "search" function properly and this already exists, please let me know)
The original post (=OP) could then be updated maybe once a month to regain the alphabetical order.

Of course I could have done this already, but I think it is much better done by the admins. Why?

If that is not done by a forum member but the admins, they could always do that and it is not depending on the presence of the certain member. (One could also quit the forum membership).
 
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I think YAPODFC and DMMBOTS are closely related enough to make YAPODFCDMMBOTS justifiable, but only if used in direct conjunction with squirrels... Which would probably get you banned but man it would be worth it!
 
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