Those D'oh moments!

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Hi Folks.
Well I went to the Bournemouth Air Festival last weekend, what a great event! Thanks to those who guided me on camera body lens combinations to take.
Saturday I got the kit sorted and started walking away from the car, she says have you got spare batteries and cards, D'oh pick up spare cards, I was relying on gripped bodies to only need the batteries on board for the days shooting! They made it with loads in reserve.
Sunday I'm in a nice little spot part way up the cliff shooting merrily away and get the CF FULL message, reach to my pocket, D'oh no spares much muttering and cursing and another photographer with Nikon gear noticed my distress and offered to lend me a card, thanks Kim, but I decided that the best way was to punish myself with a forced march back to the car for my own cards.
I discovered after the first ten to fifteen minutes of both days that I had left the ISO cranked up from the night before, D'oh, not critical but it does hurt image quality a bit when you don't need the high ISO.
Seems about the only thing I got right was the carrying system, a Black Rapid Double fixed to the tripod feet, and OpTech 3/8 webbing on the body lugs with an OpTech utility loop on the belt loop of my trousers for security during the walk in and back.
On the forced march back to the car I had that heart in the mouth moment when the shoulder strap went light by about the weight of the body, and I heard things rattle on the ground! Phew the body was swinging on the strap in front of my leg, I know exactly what happened, the phone in my pocket knocked the lens release and the walking action twisted the body off the lens. The rattle on the ground was the hot shoe cover had fallen out!
I had read the posts about bodies dropping off lenses sometimes with catastrophic results and thought that it may have been a freak occurrence, I can tell you it happens easier than you might think, it fell off on the way back to the show too.

Let's just say I know why I will never be a professional! ;D

Cheers, Graham.
 
Zv said:
Damn self timer gets me every time! 10 seconds of beeping and standing around like an idiot. Not cool.
I've done that one a few times, but my painful D'oh moment has been watching my tripod (with camera & 400 f/5.6) tip over and the lens smash into rocks or concrete. TWICE. Had to replace the lens hood both times, but it could have been worse.

In terms of lens-camera separations, my 2x extender doesn't like to lock on the lens side. I didn't know that until my 1D X + 2x + 300 f/2.8 almost took a bath in the ocean. That was a few milliseconds of terror!
 
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Hi Don.
I thought the engineering plastics used in Rebel bodies were supposed to be tough?
I guess when you dropped it, it was more of a d'ooooohhhh! :)

Cheers, Graham.

Don Haines said:
I dropped a camera at work...

I was 110 feet up an antenna tower and the camera's safety line was unattached. Did you know that a rebel will not survive a 110 foot drop onto a concrete pad?
 
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I had my camera bag in the trunk of a car. I had been in it to get something and didn't bother zipping it; imagine getting it out of the car and upright watching it split open...

Fortunately I was an inch away from the back bumper and was able to squish it shut until I could free up a hand to secure it. I know what it sounds like to drop a red ring of debt, doesn't mean I want to hear it again!

Jim
 
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Hi Jim.
Having a quick read during my coffee break, just finished choking on my coffee, this made me laugh, thanks!

Cheers, Graham.
Edit, Oops it was the red ring of debt that made me laugh not breaking the lens, hope you didn't think that!

Jim Saunders said:
I know what it sounds like to drop a red ring of debt, doesn't mean I want to hear it again!

Jim
 
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tolusina said:
mackguyver said:
....... watching my tripod (with camera & 400 f/5.6) tip over and the lens smash into rocks or concrete....

Lens over leg my friend.
Never leave your baby alone :). It was the wind that got it one time that got it while I was packing up my gear, and my own stupidity the other time...

Jim Saunders said:
red ring of debt
Great one!
 
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Coldhands said:
No mistake is as timeless or universal as raising the camera to your eye, seeing nothing but black, then taking the lens cap off and trying again.

This is probably the #1 reason why I upgraded to SLRs from my (pre-Live View) P&S bodies, with their separate viewfinders: too many photos of nothing, because I left the lens cap on. Have also unintentionally left the self-timer on, on more than one occasion.

Went to an outdoor arena a couple of months ago, all set to capture a few choice images of one of my friend's performances (community theater). Camera, two lenses, monopod, spare batteries ... no memory cards! None in the body, none in the bag, none in my pockets (and none in the car, either!). The only thing that garnered more attention from the members of the audience around me than my setting up the gear, was my breaking it back down and putting it all away before the performance even started!
 
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+1 on the timer, also did a factory reset on the 5DmkIII to play with magic lantern. Before I had put my settings back in a storm came though and I got some amazing lighting shots ( I thought). Went to download and 200 shots took less than a minute ? Yep, 5DmkIII defaults to jpeg not raw, some nice pictures but they would have been GREAT photographs.
 
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Had my loaded bag on the kitchen cabinet against the wall. 7d, 5d, 100-400, 17-40, 24-70, 135 and a bunch of flashes all loaded up for a road trip. Didn't realize my wife had gotten into it to grab batteries. Grabbed the strap and went to swing it up on my shoulder. Gripped 5d with the 24-70 mounted on it came loose, made a graceful arc and hit the hardwood floor. Lens cap and hood popped off and went one way, lens and camera bounced across the floor. My stomach hit the floor about the same time. Picked up the camera with shaking hands, powered it up and fired off a couple test shots. All blurry in the LCD, I mean completely out of focus. Had the lens on manual focus and didn't realize it, panicked for about 5 minutes before I noticed that little item. Switched to AF and shot half a dozen shots around the house. Every thing was razor sharp and I've carried the same camera and lens for the last two years with no issues. I was very lucky, and now I double strap my cameras in the bag and always check to make sure the zipper is closed up tight.
 
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mackguyver said:
tolusina said:
mackguyver said:
....... watching my tripod (with camera & 400 f/5.6) tip over and the lens smash into rocks or concrete....

Lens over leg my friend.
Never leave your baby alone :). It was the wind that got it one time that got it while I was packing up my gear, and my own stupidity the other time...

Of course you can also do what I do, and keep your camera tethered to you (via the strap) when you have it on your tripod. Then you can, perched on a rock by the ocean on a windy day, reach awkwardly around to the front (because you don't want to detach the camera from either the strap or the tripod, believing that this teetering chain of gear represents some form of safety), fumble for several minutes with your newly acquired Lee ND grad filter, and then succumb to the sense of self-inflicted inevitability as your equally new Little Stopper hits the rocks with a resounding crack because you were trying to slide the ND grad into the same slot.

There was also that time I was shooting on a dock, took the camera off the tripod and put the tripod behind me. "Don't put the tripod there", I remember thinking, "you'll knock it off the dock". Which, about five seconds later, I did. Luckily the tide was out, or it might well have been gone for good, but I was covered in mud and thoroughly bereft of any dignity by the time I had retrieved it.
 
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That awkward moment when someone hands you a P&S to take their pic and you instictively start to raise it towards your eye before realizing it doesn't have a ruddy viewfinder. Best you can do is pretend you're fiddling with the controls and look at the screen intently like a "pro".

I actually also did this when I first got my EOS M. Luckily it was in my house so no one saw it! A few minutes later I was frustrated when I couldn't find the playback zoom button. (EOS M owners will understand that last one).
 
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shining example, in my case, I left the tripod many feet away, and it was too far to catch or stay strapped to - but I won't make that mistake again!

Zv said:
A few minutes later I was frustrated when I couldn't find the playback zoom button. (EOS M owners will understand that last one).
I still have that problem! Dammit, why does my camera have to work like a phone!!!
 
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