Your universe is getting less universal with each post
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I have a much better idea... Why don't you admit that I am utterly Bat S&*^ CRAAAAAAZY and that CanonRumors is my forum for expressing my perturbed musings at a society that is insane, if not outright odious! After that personal admission from you, I will forgive you for your personal transgressions against crazy people everywhere and we can get back to....THE FOLLOWING INCONTROVERTIBLE FACT:
THAT CANON IS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED !!!!! DOOOOMED I TELL YOU !!!! UTTERLY DOOOOOOOOMED !!!!
P.S. Not only are we introducing a combined 50.3 Megapixel Stills and DCI 8K (8192x4320) 60 fps 4:4:4 GLOBAL SHUTTER video camera with a medium format sensor and two large 2/3rd inch and one-inch image sensor smartphones, we're ALSO introducing the COMPUTER HARDWARE that allows such compression and/or processing IN REAL-TIME of 60 fps DCI 8K video using a 60 GHz Gallium Arsenide-based combined CISC/GPU/DSP superprocessor with FOUR built-in 8192x8192 pixel 4:4:4:4 RGBA/YCbCrA array processors that do hardware accelerated convolution filters (SOBEL, HI/LO-pass, etc) AND general RGBA/YCbCr pixel colour correction/grading and other pixel processing AND it has built-in over 4 Terabytes of ON-CHIP RAM for maximum internal memory processing space.
It is the world's FASTEST consumer-oriented processor at a tested 375 teraFLOPS of CPU horsepower (i.e. tested with various Sieves and Raytracing/3D-XYZ Rendering suites). We do also have a TWO TERAHERTZ Opto-Electronic Server processor which is embedded by the hundreds of thousands into the world's FASTEST supercomputer which quite BLOWS AWAY the DOE's newest Aurora Supercomputer (i.e. 100x+ it's mere ONE ExaFLOPS speed) at a SUSTAINED 119 ExaFLOPS (using 128-bit Fixed/Floating Point and Integer instruction set) running a Whole Brain Emulation system developed by actual Ph.D-degreed Computational Neurobiologists, Neurosurgery MD's and basically 10 of the best neural net programmers IN THE WORLD !!!
AND YES that WBE (Whole Brain Emulation) of neuro-tissue-specific molecular-based Potassium/Sodium/Phosphrous Gating/Switching synthesis is actually super-intelligent (160 IQ and above!) and is working 24/7/365 on designing Virtual Cavity Resonators used in GrASERs (Gravity Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation) which causes high frequency, pulsed EM surface waves to hug the interior of $350 million worth Titanium shell, Osmium-coated CNC machined Cavity resonators, waveguides and reflection gear that allow the confinement, summing and amplification of both naturally occurring and artificially created Gravity Waves which will be directed and used to distort Space-Time in front of a Human-built spacecraft allowing it to Surf and/or be pulled along the given axis of a section of severely compressed space-time so that BILLIONS of light years can be traversed in mere seconds!
SO THERE !!!! That is what happens when you make programmers VERY HAPPY by buying them Bell 429's and Racing-Orange Corvette ZR-1's !!!
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NOWWWWWWWW !!!!! Is Canon merely DOOMED or is it REAAAALLLLLLLLY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My Aunt just bought an M50 with a basic kit lens! She Likes it Very Much! Just though I'd let you know!
She has three cats and I get to see photos of them in different poses (sleeping, sleeping and sleeping!) EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND !!!!!!!!
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So what is YOUR STORY?
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