A7cna? C)anon N)o A)dapter

Am I the only one who would be interested in a "pie in the sky" Sony A7 variant that:
  • directly accepted Canon EF lenses as native
  • no adapter involved, even with retro-focus wide angles
  • good-as-Canon 5d3 AF, AE, and high-ISO ... few or no compromises
  • good as Sony follow focus video, maybe with 4k, and maybe with enhanced Dual-Pixel
  • no issues with "filter stack thickness" (see LensRentals blog article)
  • ...
  • MagicLantern-like built-in Dual-ISO for astonishing DR near human eye (might require new RAW format?)
  • Other ML-like features, especially Auto-ETTR, RAW histograms, RAW video, motion detect, flexible intervalometer, enhanced Bulb, Auto-Dot-Tune (if applicable with mirror-less), several focus aids, programmable "P" mode, scripting, etc. Hire A1ex.
  • ...
  • Shutter shake issue resolved
  • Adapter to allow Sony E-mount lenses as non-native (but see below)
  • Depth-optimized power-zoom and/or power-prime wide angle that extends just as deep as possibly revised grip, to improve pocket-ability. To me, the grip and least-depth lens should be related, if not a match.
  • Reasonable price, such as existing A7r
  • ...
  • While I'm dreaming, retractable-prime lens available that was flush with a small-or-no-grip body so dimensions getting small enough to integrate smart-phone capabilities and Android.
  • Another dream: hybrid mount that accepts both EF and E-mount as native
  • Other?

Maybe Sony should buy Canon and release the SoCan?

Maybe Canon should buy Sony and release the CaSon?

Maybe they should merge, and develop a 5d3 size hybrid of the above with Exmor, and also the A7 size mirror-less A7cna describe above?

GB Shaw: I hear you say "Why?" Always "Why?" You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?"