Larry said:privatebydesign said:In many cultures sticking your tongue out is seen as offensive, a deep insult, and even a challenge to war.
It seems subtleties like that are lost on many of you, ...
Although I sit here confident that I am surrounded(in the U. S.)by an expansive area (as large as, or larger than all of the many tongued countries of Western Europe,) in which I am likely to be correctly understood by the inhabitants wherever I might go, ...it is terrifying to imagine that in some corner of the world, near or far, my facial expressions, phrasing, sense of humor, pronunciation, body language, or other habits or mannerisms could conceivably be considered rude or offensive.
Heaven forbid!
So here I sit, ...mute and paralyzed, fearful that I might be observed via the internet, even in my own home and country, by that remote, potentially offendable "someone".
I have good news and bad news for you.....
The bad news is that the country you could incite to war by sticking your tongue out is Canada...
The good news is that if you are caught sticking your tongue out, all you have to say is "I'm trying to catch a snowflake, eh" and you will be forgiven....
WARNING!!!!! DO NOT TOUCH YOUR TONGUE TO A METAL OBJECT IN WINTER!!!!!
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