Just got word the 5D III isn't coming this week

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My wife just told me to quit wasting time because the new 5D isn't even coming (CR 0.001) ::)

Besides, you're not even a photographer! (CR 2) :'(

AND, you're definitely not getting one anyway! (CR5) >:(
 
Aww man... what a party pooper... :(

You have my deepest sympathies. But you know... One strategy is to stash some money in a top secret fund for use when the wife says "no", muahaha ::). Then you tell her that you've been saving up for a loooooooong time and the funds will not be coming out of your account ;)

This way she'll be so proud of you for saving and feel sorry for you at the same time that she might just let the purchase slide 8)
 
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takoman46 said:
Aww man... what a party pooper... :(

You have my deepest sympathies. But you know... One strategy is to stash some money in a top secret fund for use when the wife says "no", muahaha ::). Then you tell her that you've been saving up for a loooooooong time and the funds will not be coming out of your account ;)

that sets a dangerous precedent, as the next time she may very well buy something ... and then ask you to cover regular expenses out of your secret account :P
 
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takoman46 said:
Aww man... what a party pooper... :(

You have my deepest sympathies. But you know... One strategy is to stash some money in a top secret fund for use when the wife says "no", muahaha ::). Then you tell her that you've been saving up for a loooooooong time and the funds will not be coming out of your account ;)

This way she'll be so proud of you for saving and feel sorry for you at the same time that she might just let the purchase slide 8)

That doesn't work because then you risk the slush fund going straight towards a new dishwasher/kitchen floor/college fund...

You just need to make sure to stick to one brand and buy things that look the same. So all bicycles are red, all lenses have the red rubberband, all cameras are canon and black... you get the idea. :o
 
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takoman46 said:
But you know... One strategy is to stash some money in a top secret fund for use when the wife says "no", muahaha ::). Then you tell her that you've been saving up for a loooooooong time and the funds will not be coming out of your account ;)

This way she'll be so proud of you for saving and feel sorry for you at the same time that she might just let the purchase slide 8)
That's not how it works, trust me she's gonna see that as a great opportunity to acquire some of the stuff she thinks you two "need".
You could spend it all one night in a casino and get the same reaction as if you bought the camera.
My advice; just buy the camera, chances are she's not going to be paying attention to the model number on it... or scrape down one of the "I" in "III" just in case ;D
 
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7enderbender said:
takoman46 said:
Aww man... what a party pooper... :(

You have my deepest sympathies. But you know... One strategy is to stash some money in a top secret fund for use when the wife says "no", muahaha ::). Then you tell her that you've been saving up for a loooooooong time and the funds will not be coming out of your account ;)

This way she'll be so proud of you for saving and feel sorry for you at the same time that she might just let the purchase slide 8)

That doesn't work because then you risk the slush fund going straight towards a new dishwasher/kitchen floor/college fund...

You just need to make sure to stick to one brand and buy things that look the same. So all bicycles are red, all lenses have the red rubberband, all cameras are canon and black... you get the idea. :o

Amen, Brother! Wife: Is that a new lens!!! >:( Me: Nooooo, Darling. I've had that forever, sitting over there with the others. Wife: Oh. Well who can tell? You and your gadgets! :)
 
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Great! Thanks for letting us know. Now I can stop watching this forum for a few days and concentrate on my new baby. Not that I have the funds for a 5Dmkiii anyway, but I hope it will further depress the prices of the 5D classic, which I would love to get my hands on.
 
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Rexepic said:
7enderbender said:
takoman46 said:
Aww man... what a party pooper... :(

You have my deepest sympathies. But you know... One strategy is to stash some money in a top secret fund for use when the wife says "no", muahaha ::). Then you tell her that you've been saving up for a loooooooong time and the funds will not be coming out of your account ;)

This way she'll be so proud of you for saving and feel sorry for you at the same time that she might just let the purchase slide 8)

That doesn't work because then you risk the slush fund going straight towards a new dishwasher/kitchen floor/college fund...

You just need to make sure to stick to one brand and buy things that look the same. So all bicycles are red, all lenses have the red rubberband, all cameras are canon and black... you get the idea. :o

Amen, Brother! Wife: Is that a new lens!!! >:( Me: Nooooo, Darling. I've had that forever, sitting over there with the others. Wife: Oh. Well who can tell? You and your gadgets! :)
That's exactly what she does with clothes and shoes. My toys are a lot more expensive so I don't press the issue.
 
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simonxu11 said:
It was my birthday yesterday but I didn't get any gift from my wife, she just told me the new 5D and 24-70 II will be my gift!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
She even asks me about the new 5D everyday!!

Punch your best friend... shes obviously having sex with him...
 
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SomeGuyInNewJersey said:
simonxu11 said:
It was my birthday yesterday but I didn't get any gift from my wife, she just told me the new 5D and 24-70 II will be my gift!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
She even asks me about the new 5D everyday!!

Punch your best friend... shes obviously having sex with him...
My best friend is a SHE, so I don't mind watching or joining them

Now theres a good use for your new 5d3 and 24-70 II ;D
 
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I'm a strong advocate of the stealth method.

You'd be surprised at how many strobes, lenses, umbrellas, etc. etc., you can sneak into the man cave if you are careful.

You do need to 'fess up to at least one white lens, so that she knows you have at least one big white lens, since they are pretty much a dead giveaway.

Once she knows you've got three or four lenses, you are golden. Who notices the differences after that.

When you are caught (and you will be caught) just act like you've had it for a long time. "Oh that, I got that ages ago."

This only works if you keep separate accounts. That, BTW, I have found after three marriages is a real secret to a happy marriage.

Never, ever, ever complain, criticize or question your partner's purchases. It takes a lot of shoes and purses to equal a lens.

Get home first, so you can intercept the package or delivery notice. Adorama plasters their names all over their packages making them way too distinctive for a stealth operation.

Don't ever believe you are really fooling her. She probably knows all about your addiction anyway.
 
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