Letter to Mr Rockwell in regards to his 5Dmkiii review

[EvilTed]

That was awesome, stay thirsty my friends

ET

 

[kdsand]

Wow just darn WOW.

Lol


I'm not the only one with obnoxious carnivorous humor!

Please please please keep it up 1 and all.

 

[Fishnose]

Ken Rockwell's images aren't overly saturated; he just sees the world more vividly than anyone else.

No, it's the other way around. He has to crank up the saturation because that's the only way he can get anything out of any subject. Without 'Vivid' his photos would all be grey & beige picnic tables and his own horrible, colorless kids.


And remember folks! Tripods are for wimps! (Says KR, and he knows)

 

[prestonpalmer]

Lets face it. KR is a retard.

 

[V8Beast]

Without 'Vivid' his photos would all be grey & beige picnic tables and his own horrible, colorless kids.

Easy there. I don't like Ken's ramblings any more than the next guy, but let's leave his kids out of it. Isn't it enough that they're going to be raised by this guy? That alone is unfortunate enough.

 

[kdsand]

Without 'Vivid' his photos would all be grey & beige picnic tables and his own horrible, colorless kids.

Easy there. I don't like Ken's ramblings any more than the next guy, but let's leave his kids out of it. Isn't it enough that they're going to be raised by this guy? That alone is unfortunate enough.

Shezz

You just had to mention the kids.
Now the bashing is loosing momentum. :'(

 

[D_Rochat]

So now that we all know kids are not to be mentioned, lets get back on track people.

Google doesn't lie.

 

[V8Beast]

So now that we all know kids are not to be mentioned, lets get back on track people.

Well....OK.

Ken Rockwell's images are like a Picasso. They look like $h!t to 99.99999% of the public because only .00001% of people are brilliant enough to appreciate them.

On the first day, God said "Let there be light," and there was Ken Rockwell.

 

[D.Sim]

As much as the bashing is enjoyable - aren't we going a bit off topic... =P

That google search was hilarious though

 

[V8Beast]

The guy on the Dos Eqius commercials doesn't hire photographers often, but when he does he prefers Ken Rockwell.

The guy on the Dos Equis commercials isn't Ken Rockwell's mentor; he is Ken's protege.

 

[D.Sim]

The guy on the Dos Eqius commercials doesn't hire photographers often, but when he does he prefers Ken Rockwell.

The guy on the Dos Equis commercials isn't Ken Rockwell's mentor; he is Ken's protege.

I'm sure you could have generated that pretty easily =P

http://memegenerator.net/instance/18535098

Alternatively:

http://memegenerator.net/instance/18535205

 

[EvilTed]

We need to get Ken's picture on this site, hilarious


http://memegenerator.net/instance/18539082

 

[D_Rochat]

We need to get Ken's picture on this site, hilarious

Ask and you shall receive. http://memegenerator.net/Ken-Rockwell

 

[D_Rochat]

I added a bunch from marekjoz's post on the last page so the Ken memes have a better chance of being approved. Please create your own. ;D

 

[briansquibb]

Toy Story 3 Clip - Ken Meets Barbie

 

[D_Rochat]

and one more for the night/early morning. This is in the spirit of the Dos Equis guy and fitting for this thread.

 

[Marsu42]

This is in the spirit of the Dos Equis guy and fitting for this thread.

Right on, commander - but it is doubtful if this ensures that the Canon community is not confused with fanboyz. Since I haven't that much of a problem with his site: it'll be interesting if he corrects mistaken facts after all. However, some things like "I can't see my subject under the ugly black AF-area squares" are just personal opinions that cannot argued about, and might be even valid opinions to people using a Canon...

 

[sandymandy]

Found on a website:

http://www.leica-boss.com/ken-rockwell/

funny to read

hope it wasnt posted yet.

 

[D.Sim]

Oh dear... what have we started...

 

[Fishnose]

Okay... here's KR's portrait in his own style ;D