Inconceivable!dtaylor said:neuroanatomist said:ChristopherMarkPerez said:Here's a challenge to anyone who feel they know their stuff:
Meet me at a local brasserie. I'll bring the stack of prints. You bring your deep knowledge of "how things really are." As I share my prints you tell me which camera and which lens made which image.
"All right. Where is the Exmor? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both mount and frame, and find out who is right... and who is dead."
"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the Exmor into his own print or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the Exmor into his own print, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the print in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the print in front of me."
"You've made your decision then?"
"Not remotely. Because Exmor comes from Sony, as everyone knows, and Sony is entirely peopled with marketeers, and marketeers are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the print in front of you."
"Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."
I haven't checked this thread since my last post. Decided to go ahead and see what was on the last page. Thank you Neuro, I needed the laughs ;D
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is "Never get involved in a lens debate in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sony when shadows are on the line! Ahahahaha, ahahahaha, ahahaha" -- thud
"Who are you?"
"I am no photographer to be trifled with, that is all you ever need know."
"To think -- all that time it was your print that was Exmor."
"They were both Canon. I spent the last few years building up an exposure technique immune to shadow noise." ;D
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