"Your camera takes great photos" and other peeves

[Nishi Drew]

My mom's a great cook - it must be her stove.
My brother's a good writer - must be the typewriter.
My sister is a dancer - I blame the shoes.
Dad got a speeding ticket - must be the "fast" gas.
Little brother took a great picture - he's a photographer.

THIS, so very true...

 

[Marsu42]

My mom's a great cook - it must be her stove.
My brother's a good writer - must be the typewriter.
My sister is a dancer - I blame the shoes.
Dad got a speeding ticket - must be the "fast" gas.
Little brother took a great picture - he's a photographer.

THIS, so very true...

... though have to admit that from this list the photography item maybe is the least ridiculous one because taking some shots with a great lens creates an instant "wow!" effect no matter how good your composition/postprocessing/... skills are which matter in the long term.

 

[Grumbaki]

My mom's a great cook - it must be her stove.
My brother's a good writer - must be the typewriter.
My sister is a dancer - I blame the shoes.
Dad got a speeding ticket - must be the "fast" gas.
Little brother took a great picture - he's a photographer.

I'd push the envelop and insert a condom version of the answer. Possibly including the sister.