Canon Lens Mug - Giveaway

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dual lens attachment! almost like those quick screw drivers. lets say you are at an event.. you gotta switch fast from that zoom lens to a wide angle.. BAM! just rotate some thinger and you got a diff. lens on :p instead of the slow replacement time or having a second camera or shooter.
 
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Since we are so auto everything, I would like to see Canon add an auto lens cap detector that could detect where I've left the lens cap. It would not only locate the cap, but also provide, via the LCD screen, a GPS navigation system leading me to within inches of the lens cap.
 
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Things that Canon Rumors isn't telling you regarding next generation AF technology...

Industry rumors are that Canon's next-generation range of cameras will require an injection of Canonitesâ„¢ which are a proprietary Nanite developed by a joint venture of Canon and Zyvex Instruments. These self-replicating "nanobots" for lack of a better term attach themselves to selective brain-core and optical nerve functions.

The end result is an autofocus system that literally reads your mind and knows exactly where you are looking and where you are going to look before you actually do. This is leaps and bounds ahead of the current direct-link system currently being developed by Nikon, which relies on an unwieldy system of relays to the cerebral cortex, attached by something resembling a headband.

While Nikon claims that the potential of multiple users of this device is something most users have asked for (as we all know the Canonitesâ„¢ only recognize their "home" user - guest host), the possible lag time of the direct-link system could be as high as a quarter millisecond, and as we all know - that's just too long for some shots!

I for one don't see any problem with the introduction of nanobots to the human body, and the data "observation and collection" part of the whole equation is just food for alarmists and conspiracy theorists. It has yet to be seen if the Nikon DLS system will win any converts due to the few grisly unfortunate mishaps that occurred to some of the first Canon test subjects.

Whether we'll see this introduced in the new EVIL system (electronic viewfinder interchangeable lens - yeah, r-i-i-i-i-i-ght!) has yet to be seen, many guess it will first be introduced to the EOS series, probably a professional system the 1Ds MV. Once the public becomes more accepting of the potential, it will trickle down to the lowliest point and shoot system.
 
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Something like this perhaps?
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Instead of grenade, we put lenses in. ^^
 
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djrocks66 said:
A little hand that comes out of the camera and smacks you in the face when you don't use the rule of thirds. :D

A little hand that comes out of the camera and smacks your subject in the face when they: -

move just as you press the shutter button
Aren't smiling
Are smiling
Blink
Aren't paying attention to you
Or when you just want a "surprised" look.

There are so many uses for this, I'm surprised Canon hasn't implemented this earlier.
 
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A camera with infinite, noiseless, Iso

A camera that includes to levitating flashes that can be controlled with the touch screen LCD on the camera.

More-than-Medium Format Sensor.

Camera with a non interchangeable 14-480mm F1.4L IS Macro lens.

AWB that works indoors

AV that consistently works.

Has a built in 6 foot retractable tripod

2.5TB hard drive with instant wireless transmission to your computer and online backup.

Raw Video

Instant Film Capable

Verbal command shutter release

In-camera HDR

built-in Infrared, ND, Polarizor, Star, etc filter mode

Direct Deposit credit card swipe

Two sided vertical grip

Solar Powered optional

A shutter that won't wake up the sleeping people in Moscow

Weighing in at 12 oz. and measuring a size no larger than a 2 pack of twinkies.

24k gold emblem. A camera this sweet has got to have a gold emblem.
 
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SIM card (4G) slot with auto/manual upload capability.
Will add the possibility to make the whole process faster - as you take a shot, it will be uploaded to some server via FTP and news editor can use it right away.
It is similar to WFT-utility, but instead this will be built in and able to use mobile networks.
I think we'll see that on a pro body in ~2 years
 
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crazy wacky idea..?

ok i would like to have a infrarotsensor switch and a thermalsensor switch. ;D

infrarot for .. well infrarot pictures.
thermalsensor for spying ;) and architectural needs (efficiencies of cooling or heating).

radio transmitter for off camera flash is what i want most.
i hate to carry all the extras stuff around and pocket wizards are also expensive.
 
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